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Big Skyz
04-24-2013, 11:17 AM
I know, because I are one. Well at least I feel like the living dead today. I've got a terrible chest cold along with a fever that keeps me delirious every other minute. I feel miserable but not miserable enough to not work. Hate these tweener type colds. Too sick to feel good, but not sick enough to stay in bed all day. Thank goodness for modern medicine otherwise I probably would be in bed all day. Oh and before y'all start harping on why would I go into work and expose all those students to this bug...Where the heck do you think I got it from in the first place? Every other student is running around here with a cough and a runny nose. IS IT SUMMER BREAK YET?
BarryBobPosthole
04-24-2013, 11:21 AM
Dang Troy, seems like you've caught every bug that's come along lately. You need to carry around a can of Lysol or something in that classroom!

Hope you feel better soon. I just got over my last chest cold and the after effects lasted a month. Those things are annoying as hell.

BKB
Big Skyz
04-24-2013, 11:38 AM
BBP, I agree. I don't know what's going on this year. I've caught more colds and flu's this year than any other year. All kinds of nasty little bugs floating around this year. I just hope this latest bug doesn't hold on for 6 weeks like the last one.
BarryBobPosthole
04-24-2013, 11:41 AM
Wonder how much Seafoam you'd have to drink to prevent colds?

BKB
Big Skyz
04-24-2013, 11:57 AM
Ask Eddie, I'm sure he's tried it.
Chicken Dinner
04-24-2013, 12:28 PM
Better stay away from those Asian chickens then...
Niner
04-24-2013, 12:55 PM
Ya gots too much blood in your alcohol system.:beer
Big Muddy
04-24-2013, 04:05 PM
Ask Eddie, I'm sure he's tried it.


Two tablespoons of SeaFoam will make you happy, happy, happy!!!....zombies only need to sniff the lid of the can to cure a puny little chest cold. ;)
Buckrub
04-24-2013, 04:09 PM
Chuck Norris uses Sea Foam to cure his hemorrhoids.
Big Muddy
04-24-2013, 06:18 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have hemorrhoids....but, if he did, he'd cauterize them with red hot coals, then smear habernero ointment in his azzhole.
Buckrub
04-24-2013, 06:23 PM
Afterwards, he'd pee his name in old concrete.
hotshot
04-25-2013, 08:14 AM
Severa lof my tennis girls have sinus colds right now. I have been lucky so far. This has been one of the coldest nastiest springs in a long time.
We have so many rain outs or snow outs that we have 10 matches in a row. So much for a practice any time in the next two weeks.
Chicken Dinner
04-25-2013, 09:22 AM
No doubt:

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