Black guy walks into a bar.....

[Big Muddy]

So, this black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "In Memphis, there's millions of 'em."


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[LW]

You're goin' to hell!

[Buckrub]

Here's the worst one........

A Jew, a Black Guy, and a Redneck are walking down the street.
They find a Magic Lamp. They rub it, and of course.........out pops a Genie.

Genie says "I will give you THREE wishes. But that's not three EACH, that's three total!!"........

Black Guy says "I want for all of 'my people' to be together in one place, living happily, in Mother Africa".
POOF...........no Black Guys exist in the entire country.

Jew says "I want for all of 'my people' to be reunited in Mother Israel, together, living happily"..........
POOF.........no Jews are left in the entire country.

Redneck says....."Hmmm. OK, so no Blacks? And no Jews? Nowhere around here? NONE??...............well OK then! I think I'll have a beer".