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Big Muddy
05-16-2013, 09:46 PM
A 35-year-old Swedish man—who is only being named as Hasse—was found dead on his farm outside Ystad after making sweet, sweet love to a hornet’s nest.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

An autopsy of Hasse’s body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim’s pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet’s nest when he was stung to death.

“To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea,” Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

You don’t say…

Bwana
05-17-2013, 10:25 AM
Once bitten, twice shy?

LJ3
05-17-2013, 10:44 AM
that right there is funny! Did they find honey on his dick? did he strike gold? I guess he did if he jizzed on the hive :)

BarryBobPosthole
05-17-2013, 10:47 AM
'mistook him for a whale carcass' ? That's the part that caught my eye.

BKB

Thumper
05-17-2013, 11:23 AM
I'm with you P-hole. The first thought that came to mind was why would anyone even "think" of imagining a whale carcass on a farm? This story is so frigging weird it's hard to believe. I can't quite wrap my head around this thing.

Gunther
05-17-2013, 11:29 PM
So he got a little honey on his stinger.

Jimbo got stung like that once, he went to the doc and asked if there was something for the pain that would leave the swelling.

Thumper
05-18-2013, 04:48 AM
Hey Gunth! Bite me! ;)

Great to have you dropping in again ya' old sheep-dipper.