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BarryBobPosthole
07-02-2013, 01:24 PM
...are bastards.

BKB

Thumper
07-02-2013, 03:59 PM
No baby-daddies??

Buckrub
07-02-2013, 04:49 PM
HOT bath, 1/2 baking soda, 1/2 salt, tons of each.........sit in it.

They'll come marching off in single file. Have a 'friend' wipe 'em up with a damp tissue, and flush.

You're welcome.

Thumper
07-02-2013, 10:25 PM
Set your pubes on fire and when those little bastards try to make a run for it, stab 'em with an ice pick! You're welcome. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
07-02-2013, 10:34 PM
I don't have 'em that bad. Just a few. The little bastards snuck up on me.

BKB

Buckrub
07-02-2013, 10:34 PM
Juvenile mites.

Thumper
07-02-2013, 10:41 PM
Ya' sure they ain't crabs? ;)

Niner
07-03-2013, 06:49 AM
Problem is they only itch AFTER they've fed on ya and left.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae