Tangible Proof That Thieves are Stupid

[BarryBobPosthole]

WASHINGTON (CNNMoney)
If you drive a pickup truck or a large SUV, you'd better watch out.

The top ten vehicles stolen in the U.S. between 2010-2012 were all trucks and SUVs, according to data released Tuesday from the Highway Loss Data Institute, an insurance industry backed research group.

The four-wheel-drive Ford F-250 crew cab pickup is the vehicle most vulnerable to theft, the group said. The Cadillac Escalade, which had previously topped the list, dropped to sixth.

[Thumper]

We have some "projects" on the west side of town here. It amazes me at all the Escalades parked in those projects! I'm just sayin'.

[Big Muddy]

Four-wheel-drive Ford F-250 crew cab pickup .

Looks like even the thieves have improved their taste in vehicles.


Those day'um black Escalades with the blacked-out windows and 24 inch spinner-rims look like pimp-mobiles....or, something Ovomit and Moochie would ride around in. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Four-wheel-drive Ford F-250 crew cab pickup .

At least we know they won't get far.

BKB

[Thumper]

I can imagine the newscast now:

Stolen F-250 Found On Road Dead 12 miles from location of theft. Suspects evidently abandoned broken down vehicle and fled on foot. ;)

[Niner]

DUFES! It's because they are selling the parts. There's such a demand for Ford parts that they stay pretty busy tryin' to fill their orders.