Am I the only one...

[HideHunter]

who could give a ratsass less about the royal baby? The liberal press keeps telling me I'm fascinated with it. bullshit. :moon

[Niner]

You are not alone, my friend. I care NOTHING about the whole royàl thing!!!

[BarryBobPosthole]

I'd like to see where its gonna come from.
BKB

[Thumper]

I'm ok with it as long as she doesn't start saying it's mine. :eek:

[Buckrub]

Thump wins.

Best line in months.

[HideHunter]

lo... Yep - good one Thump. I wish we had a "like" feature. ;)

[Chicken Dinner]

IT'S A BOY!!!! Now, we can all get back to our regular business...

[BarryBobPosthole]

I think it'd be cool if they named him Fielder. Good English name.

BKb

[Big Muddy]

I'm okay with it, as long as it doesn't LOOK like Thump!!! ;)

[Chicken Dinner]

Or, Prince fielder. (I'd hate for the Dutches to have to explain away either one!)

[HideHunter]

I was hoping it would be a girl!!! :(

Well cool! Someone who actually gave a crap one way or the other. I polled all my immediate friends (male and female).. none of them gave a shite either. ;)

[Thumper]

Mine were 7 lbs 13 oz 21 inches long ....

Hey! Mine's 7 lbs. 13 oz. and 21 inches long too!!! What a coinky-dink! :D

[Captain]

Hey! Mine's 7 lbs. 13 oz. and 21 inches long too!!! What a coinky-dink! :D

Shorty.... :D

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[Thumper]

Shorty....

Oh! Did I say only 21" long? I'm sorry, that IS short! I meant "AROUND"! :D

[HideHunter]

Now let's name the little bastard so maybe we can move on to some other drivel no one cares about.

[BarryBobPosthole]

I'm sure there'll be a lot more pomp and circumstance than that, Gene. I just hope he has a dental plan.

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

Has anyone else ever noticed that the guys who are always first to try and start a dick measuring contest are usually trying to compensate for something?

[Thumper]

I'm trying to compensate for a bad back. It's my own fault ... the doc told me many years ago that I need to sit down to pee ... said I shouldn't be lifting any heavy loads. ;)

[Niner]

I'd like to see the lil rascal named Albert.
That way folks can ask if Prince Albert is in the can.

[BarryBobPosthole]

A Prince Albert has an entirely different meaning to the current generation, Niner. Having personally used that old original prank line on the phone, I am stuck on the original meaning though.

BKB

[Thumper]

I'm with you Postie ... I think it was about the 6th grade when we'd call the local Rexall Drug Store and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can. Of course they'd say, "Yes" .. then we'd ask if they could please let him out!

Kids these days prolly wouldn't appreciate the "humor". ;)

[Thumper]

Ya' wanna hear a coinky-dink? I just sold this on e-Bay about 1 1\2 hrs. ago ... received payment 25 mins. ago!

1449

[Niner]

OMG!!! Postie, I had NO friggin' idea there was a new meaning....and I foolishly Googled it.
My eyes may never heal. I think I'm gonna have PTSD.
:nightmare:

[Thumper]

You're not into piercings Niner? ;)