Okie boys, I keep waiting.......

[Big Muddy]

Sooners have GOT to snap outta this funk they are in, or they gonna go home with tucked tails!!!

Day'um, Blake Bell looks horrible, today!!!

[Arty]

Not looking good is it? Poor posty. Prolly drinkin himself into a funk.
Lucky for him obummer care might pay for rehab!

[Buckrub]

I hate football.

[LW]

Me too.

[Big Muddy]

Me 3! :D


Yeah, but ya'll got some sho 'nuf good oysters from up your way. ;)

[Captain]

Oysters will put lead in your pencil. ;-)

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[Buckrub]

Cialis tastes better.

[Captain]

I wouldn't know.

I might be retired but all the really neat shit still works good! :D

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[Buckrub]

I only know cause s*** tastes better.

[Big Muddy]

I only know cause s*** tastes better.

This, from a guy who puts ketchup on a steak. ;)

[Captain]

Bam!
And don't eat Boiled peanuts.

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[Buckrub]

Yep. Two MORE reasons for validity. Thanks for pointing that out.

[quercus alba]

must be an Arkansas thang, I use catsup on my steak and don't eat boiled peanuts either

[Captain]

Y'all don't have taste buds.

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[Buckrub]

Dadgum it.

I mean...........well, dadgum it.

[Niner]

Waaaay back when my bride and I were living in the Va Beach area, the in-laws would frequently have an oyster steaming party (Hell, I forget what they called it now.). They'd dig a pit in the backyard, and put a bunch of coals in it. Then put a grate on top with a bunch of FRESH Chesspeake Bay oysters. Then cover the whole deal with wet burlap sacks.

They always did this in the dead of winter for some reason. With LOTS of beers being consumed.

[Captain]

An Oyster Shuckin' Conine.
I LOVE em....

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[Arty]

Ain't nothing better than an oyster shucking.
My newest "neighbors" who live down the road just retired down my way and built a log cabin on the lake. They're from va beach.
He gets his son to pick up oysters from there and bring them to him when he visits.

He makes them the EXACT same way niner.

Large quantities of beer are also consumed.

Prolly done in the winter cause those are the "R" months.

Real good stuff!

[Thumper]

The key phrase in all of those scenarios is, "Large quantities of beer are consumed!" Ya' has ta' be drunk on your butt to swallow one o'those nasty, slimy things!

As far as ketchup on a steak? That should be punishable by prison time ... or commitment to a psycho ward! ;)

Boiled peanuts? If there is a heaven, I'd have to assume they were "heaven sent"! :D

[Buckrub]

I don't like boiled peanuts. They taste awful. That means I have good taste buds. But I don't mind if YOU eat 'em.

I like ketchup. I like it on a lot of stuff, mostly meat. But you elitists (that belittle the 'liberals' for that VERY trait) can't stand that I do it. That's "turn up your nose at me" stuff. I'm a Neanderthal and Ugly to Boot, if I do it. You can't say "I don't like it, but hey go ahead". NOPE. You gotta tell me I should be jailed, or shot, or something. This SAME guy will turn on his own kind, and claim that you can't possibly like oysters!!!

Now, I ain't sure which of us belong in a psycho ward, but the guy who likes what he eats and is tolerant of whatever YOU like, is probably not the right one to be sending there...............

[Thumper]

Party-pooper! Sometimes you take life too seriously. ;)

[Buckrub]

Hang on.

POP.

Had to dislodge my tongue from my cheek to type this. Sorry.

Possibly the seriousness of life is for the most part an inference rather than an implication! You reckon??

[Thumper]

:beer