Post Halloween joke you can tell in all company

[hotshot]

Hey I teach 7th grade.....
What do you call the ghost of a prehistoric person.....
A haunter- gatherer.
:rockon

[Big Muddy]

Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. ;)

[Big Muddy]

Miley Cyrus couldn't decide this Halloween, whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, or a slutty schoolgirl.
So, she just went as a total slut. ;)