My Deer is apparenty ready!!!!!

[Buckrub]

Just got a call from Tommy's Meat in Bryant, AR. They said my deer is ready for pickup.

A) I never heard of 'em.

B) I don't have a deer there.

C) I DID call 'em back and tell 'em I'd be happy to come get it, but it'd probably be better for 'em to call the right guy, who would be upset if he never gets called.

[BarryBobPosthole]

So I guess its not only the government that screws up, huh?

BKB

[Buckrub]

NO, it's not. It's the people that the government employs mostly. But nope, they don't have the market cornered. Difference is, EVERYTHING the government does is a screwup, and this is a very rare event!!

[Thumper]

Numbnutz! You should'a said, "I'm sorry, I forgot whether or not I paid in advance."

If the answer is "yes" ... go pick up "your" meat. If not, tell 'em they got the wrong number! Sheesh, do I gots ta' tell you EVERYTHING? ;)

[Big Muddy]

Maybe ole Tommy wants to be your secret sugar daddy, and wants to give you some "stuffed sausage.". ;)

[Buckrub]

Nah. If that was the case, he'd a called you instead.

:D