Buckrub
11-15-2013, 11:17 AM
One day Air Force One crashed in a remote field in Kansas.
By the time the black Tahoe arrived all they could see was a farmer on a tractor and a huge area of plowed dirt. No bodies or debris were visible.
They asked the farmer if he saw what happened.
"Yep"
They asked if there were any survivors.
"Nope"
They asked what happened to the bodies and debris.
"Just finished burying it all so I could get back to farming".
They asked "So, is the President dead?"
Farmer said "Well, he said he wasn't. But you know how that SOB lies!"
By the time the black Tahoe arrived all they could see was a farmer on a tractor and a huge area of plowed dirt. No bodies or debris were visible.
They asked the farmer if he saw what happened.
"Yep"
They asked if there were any survivors.
"Nope"
They asked what happened to the bodies and debris.
"Just finished burying it all so I could get back to farming".
They asked "So, is the President dead?"
Farmer said "Well, he said he wasn't. But you know how that SOB lies!"