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Big Muddy
12-18-2013, 11:32 AM
I admit it, I got sheeit-house lucky.

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And heres what he weighed:

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LJ3
12-18-2013, 11:32 AM
Holy shiznit! Nice buck!

Big Muddy
12-18-2013, 11:40 AM
Thanks Len.
Cant believe this deer grew those antlers.
He had no nuts, no nut sack, and no pecker.
Nothing, but this weird-looking hairy tube, hanging just below his azz hole.

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Big Skyz
12-18-2013, 11:45 AM
Holy smokes! I think you need to adopt me so I can help you manage all those big bucks on your place! Dang nice buck y'all got there!

Thumper
12-18-2013, 11:56 AM
Nice buck! Dang!

As for the pecker ... he may have done what I did and simply wore it out. Kinda like a favorite pocket knife ... ya' sharpen it so many time over the years and ya' finally run out of blade! ;)

Chicken Dinner
12-18-2013, 12:03 PM
Wowzers!

Buckrub
12-18-2013, 12:39 PM
I didn't think they could grow antlers without nuts?

Speaking of antlers.............nah, save it for later...........

Buckrub
12-18-2013, 12:40 PM
I didn't think they could grow antlers without nuts?

Speaking of antlers.............nah, save it for later...........

Captain
12-18-2013, 12:48 PM
That is a stud puppy..... Or at least would have been if he had some nuts!
He grew so big from all that pinned up frustration.
Congrats on a great deer!

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Thumper
12-18-2013, 01:25 PM
Bucky, actually some "does" grow antlers, but I believe they are sterile. I had a buddy in Georgia that killed a very nice 10-point with no "male" sexual organs at all. It scared the crap out'ta him at first because his season was bucks only at the time. A fish cop said it was no problem and that they run across does with antlers from time to time. I posted a pic of his, ummmm, "buck" here years ago.

BarryBobPosthole
12-18-2013, 02:30 PM
That would have been an impossible shot for me then.

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Thumper
12-18-2013, 02:47 PM
That would have been an impossible shot for me then.

BKB

Ha ha ha! I 'bout spit iced tea all over my laptop with that one! :D

Big Muddy
12-18-2013, 04:37 PM
Well, my queer buck has been in the cooler, and I decided to cut the hams off today, and trim off some steaks for supper.

When I sawed thru the pelvic bone, I found his two little nuts....they were about the size of two shelled peanuts, and imbedded deeply on either side of the pelvic bone, in the muscle tissue.

They were not encased in a sack....they were just sorta nestled in the muscle, with a tube attached to each.

They were so small and a bloody mess, after the sawing job, I didn't take a pic.

I KNEW he had to be producing some testosterone from someplace.

Captain
12-18-2013, 05:05 PM
Baby Mountain Oysters. Very rare!

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FooBang
12-18-2013, 05:14 PM
That's why the laws, at least here, stipulate "antlerless deer" instead of "does"...

--Foo

HideHunter
12-18-2013, 09:21 PM
You know.. that's a pretty fair buck. Next year he'd a been a dandy. :D

Big Muddy
12-19-2013, 10:50 AM
Hide, I finally got around to scoring my queer deer....150.5 gross B&C....and, I think I saw his little brother, yesterday right at dark thirty....actually, this one is a 12 pointer....he's a bit wider, but shorter tines and a little less mass....prolly in the low 140's.

Gonna give him a pass until next year....oughta be a dandy, too, if he's got some nuts. ;)

Bwana
12-19-2013, 05:43 PM
Way to go Edwardo!

Arty
12-19-2013, 07:41 PM
Baby Mountain Oysters. Very rare!

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That right there's funny !

Arty
12-19-2013, 07:42 PM
OH- and damn fine buck, er.. Uh, "Boe"?

LJ3
12-19-2013, 08:46 PM
I wanna see those backstraps fileted out whole... gotta be 3 feet long!

I member one hunting camping day way back when I whacked a yearling fat doe in archery season and we cleaned her, fileted out the backstraps, threw 'em in an iron skillet with bacon grease and a little sauce and had the best sammiches my mouth ever did have the privilege of meeting.