Well this is a new twist ... BASTARDS!

[Thumper]

I get all sorts of those stupid emails wanting me to open an attachment so they can download a virus for my enjoyment. But, this is a new angle that I can see a few nimrods falling for. It seems, they'd at LEAST know my name! Sheesh. Prob. is, I have no clue if I should buy a plane ticket to D.C. or Seatle. I guess I'll open it to find out. At least it won't spoil my birthday on the 18th! ;)

Urgent court notice NR#06625

Notice to Appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that
will take place in the court of Washington in January 19, 2014 at 09:00 am.

Please bring all documents and witnesses relating to this case with you to Court on your hearing date.

The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter.
Please, read it thoroughly.

Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Yours truly,
Barbara Tailor
Clerk to the Court.

[Big Muddy]

Prolly a paternity lawsuit....one of your "street chirren". ;)

[LJ3]

"he my daddy, he have lound eye, see I have mostly lound eye too!"

[Thumper]

Awww crap! Maybe it was twins. I just received another one for Jan. 14th. :crybaby

I wonder if Barbara and Betty Tailor are twins themselves?

Notice of appearance in court NR#4967

Notice to Appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that
will take place in the court of Washington in January 14, 2014 at 10:00 am.

Please bring all documents and witnesses relating to this case with you to Court on your hearing date.

The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter.
Please, read it thoroughly.

Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Yours truly,
Betty Tailor
Clerk to the Court.

[Big Muddy]

Man, I hope all them chirren don't look anything like your new avatar!!! ;)

[Thumper]

That's their mother! :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Their baby momma.

BKB

[Big Muddy]

That's their mother! :D

You dipped your wick in THAT !!!??? ;)

[Thumper]

Well dammit! These folks are REALLY after me! I just got "served" with ANOTHER summons. Three "so far" today. (this one's from Dorothy) My calendar's filling up fast for January ... court on the 8th and the 14th, my birfday on the 18th and back to court on the 19th!

I'm not sure which "Washington" they're talking about but I sure hope they didn't finally get around to examining the tapes of me driving in the POV lane around the D.C. area meeting up with Carnie, Len, Chessie and Bubbles a few years back. My ass is grass! ;)

Hearing of your case in Court NR#1432

Notice to Appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that
will take place in the court of Washington in January 8, 2014 at 09:00 am.

Please bring all documents and witnesses relating to this case with you to Court on your hearing date.

The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter.
Please, read it thoroughly.

Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Yours truly,
Dorothy Mason
Clerk to the Court.

[Thumper]

You dipped your wick in THAT !!!??? ;)

Youse dufes have always told me I'd boink ANYTHING. In all fairness ... I was drunk that night! :(

[Thumper]

OH NO!!!! January is gonna be a BUSY-assed month for me (especially at 10:00 am on the 14th). NOW I have to be in Washington AND New York for my court dates! Oh crap! I wonder what I've done? (these all look suspiciously familiar) Hmmm, wonder where persactly the Court of New York would be? Is there only one?

Notice to appear in court No#6709

Notice of appearance,

Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of New York
on the 14 of January, 2014 at 10:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to the case to Court on the specified date.

Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.


Yours truly,
Thomas Roberts
Clerk to the Court.

[Captain]

It's surprising what mailing list you get on when you visit all them porn sites ain't it Thumper.... ;-)

Sent from my iPhone using Forum Runner

[Thumper]

Naaa, all I get from those sites is offers for stuff I don't need ... like penis enlargement pills and stuff like that. ;)