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BarryBobPosthole
12-23-2013, 08:15 PM
Had a rotisserie chicken and some frozen broccili rice and cheese from the mircowave for our feast. And here's my list of Grievances:

1. There's still too many assholes in the world. Justice please
2. There's not enough ten pound fish in the places I fish. I'd take a ten pound carp, thank you.
3. People don't get my humor.
4. The ones that do don't laugh.

Tonight I plan to go outside and beat on a tree to see how many icicles I can make fall. Just one or two more drink

Happy Festivus, for the rest of us.

BKB

Chicken Dinner
12-23-2013, 09:48 PM
What, no feats if strength?

BarryBobPosthole
12-23-2013, 09:49 PM
Icicle beating is my feat of strength, Hank.

BKB

LJ3
12-24-2013, 12:06 AM
Does arranging my pillows just right count as a feat of strength? That's what I'm finna do! Happy festivus my dufistuses!

Captain
12-24-2013, 06:55 AM
Icicle beating is my feat of strength, Hank. BKB Posthole "beating" his icicle deserves a comment but since it's Christmas I'll let it slide. :D

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Chicken Dinner
12-24-2013, 09:47 AM
I guess nobody gets my humor either..,

Captain
12-24-2013, 09:51 AM
I guess nobody gets my humor either..,

Went over my head :D

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Chicken Dinner
12-24-2013, 10:03 AM
That's a low bar! (Man, I am on a roll...)

Thumper
12-24-2013, 10:41 AM
I got your back CD ... Guess Cappy ain't a Seinfeld fan.

Going over Cappy's head would be a "Festivus miracle." ;)

Captain
12-24-2013, 10:55 AM
What's a Seinfield?

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