WARNING ABOUT eBAY........

[Big Muddy]

Be careful what you buy on eBay.

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

;););)

[Captain]

Thumper is still selling those....

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[airbud7]

LMFAO.....:laughing

[Thumper]

I promise to give anyone here a discount!

I have a Jumbo sized model I call the "Larke Enlarger". :D

[Captain]

Can you rush ship? It's gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning, I'll probably need it. ;)

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[Thumper]

Ha ha! I think you missed the point! For what I "believe" you're talking about (penis enlarger), you can use the regular sized model. The jumbo option is to make YOU larger! :D

[Captain]

No YOU misunderstood! I said its gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning and I'm gonna need ALL the enlargement I can get.
When it gets that cold even John Holmes would have an innie :D

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[Thumper]

Ha ha! Well, since he croaked (from AIDS) over 25 years ago ... he prolly has a perpetual "innie" these days anyway! ;)

I think you're due for a few days at the beach house. Pack a bag and come on down. I'll meet you there!

[jb]

In that kind of cold they do turtle :fine

[Chicken Dinner]

Not only is Thump the President, he's their #1 customer!

[Arty]

Gonna be 7 here tonight. I'm gonna tie a string around the end of mine so's I can pull it out in the mornin'.

:nonchalance:

[Big Muddy]

"Drip you pipes"....is that the same thing as "leave your faucet dripping"??? ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

I had to take penicillin for that once.

BKB

[Thumper]

I had to take penicillin for that three or four times! :D

[Big Muddy]

I'm allergic to penicillin....I had to drip my pipes. ;)

[Captain]

Did I miss something??? What has Sunny deleted now???

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[Buckrub]

Penicillin will kill me faster than any infection! I have to never misuse my pipes!

[Thumper]

Did I miss something??? What has Sunny deleted now???

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I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son? :D

[Buckrub]

Well, Cappy?

Did you drip on your socks this morning, or not?

I take a half a viagra every night. I take it one quarter before bedtime and one quarter when I get up to pee. That way I don't pee on the floor when I get up at 2:00 a.m. and I also don't fall out of bed when I roll over.

[Thumper]

I love the way the ads say to see a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. Heck, I'd make a beeline for a porno movie producer and work out a contract!

[Buckrub]

I will let my Paramedic son tell you what will happen if you do NOT go to a doctor for priapism.

[Thumper]

I KNOW what happens ... it's a joke son ... it's a joke! ;)

[Captain]

I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son? :D

Quit editing stuff you dufe.... I'm gonna report you to the secret committee.

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[Thumper]

:biggrin

[Sunshine]

Lol I had posted something, but then realized I put it in the wrong thread, so I deleted it and moved it to the other thread about dripping your pipes.
That dang Eddie was fast, to see my post, because I deleted it immediately and moved it to the other post about dripping pipes.

When I realized you guys were talking peckers and I was talking dripping pipes , I moved it to the right thread. Lol