Welcome to 2014

[Captain]

Our Phones - Wireless
Cooking - Fireless
Cars - Keyless
Food – Fatless
Tires – Tubeless
Dress – Sleeveless
Youth – Jobless
Leaders – Shameless
Relationships – Meaningless Attitudes – Careless
Babies – Fatherless
Feelings – Heartless
Education – Valueless
Children – Mannerless
Country – Godless
pUMpHEAD - Paid less

We are speechless, Congress is CLUELESS, and our President is WORTHLESS!!
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[quercus alba]

don't vacillate so much cap'n. tell us how you really feel

[Thumper]

And I get paidless. ;)