Happy St. Patrick's Day

[jb]

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[Big Muddy]

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on St Patricks Day, but only have 50 cents between them.

Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage.

Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan.

"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it"

So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out.

Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?"

As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it...

In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints...

Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting like hell...!"

Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

[Big Muddy]

An Irish man is sitting at a bar drinking
A flamboyantly gay man comes up to him and asks, “can i give you a blow job?”
The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man.
The bar tender comes over and asks, “Why did you hit that guy?”
The Irish man replied, “He said somethin about me gettin a job.

[Thumper]

Ummmm, Muddy ... you seem to have gay bj's on your mind today. Just noticin'! :D

[Big Muddy]

Hahaha....Yep, I guess since it's all over the news about the Irish, complaining about the gays trying to turn the St. Paddy parade into a "gay pride" day, instead of an "Irish Pride" day, I just had to throw in those bj jokes. ;)