Hey Cappy ...

[Thumper]

Your package is being shipped today .... BUT ... there's a slight chance it may end up in Possumtrot, Kentucky or someplace similar. I guess my printer started running out of ink as I was printing the shipping label and the barcode came out a bit on the weak side. I hope it doesn't trip up the Post Office scanner. If it ain't there by Monday, send out a search party! :D

P.S. I hope your letter carrier ain't a 97 lb. weakling 'cause I slipped in some extra goodies for you. Since I shipped it flat rate ... I didn't want to leave any molecules of unused space in there. It's HEAVY! ;)

[Captain]

Thank you, thank you... In my hast to get all tools and equipment to the farm I forgot to give Mr. Green your address.
I'll be home Sunday and will make sure Mr. Green has your address and give him his marching orders... ;)

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[Thumper]

No rush. You may want to wait for that next retirement check to arrive first. The shipping was $865.90 ;)

[Captain]

Good thing I chose that "Shipping included" option... ;-)

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[Thumper]

Ouch! :(