Since Thumper aint here to defend himself...

[Captain]

Let me be the first to say,
Thumper was so ugly when he was born his momma use to borrow a baby to take to the family reunions... :D

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[Big Muddy]

So ugly, when he stuck his head out of the car window, he got arrested for mooning.
Or....
So ugly, his baby incubator had tinted windows.

;););)

[airbud7]

So ugly, his momma use to feed him with a sling shot....

[HideHunter]

He was so ugly when he was born the doctor slapped his momma.

[Booger]

U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, yeah, yeah
you ugly

M-A-M-A how you think you got that way
yo mama, yeah yeah
yo mama

[BarryBobPosthole]

Thumper's head is so big you can see it on Google Maps.

BKB

[LW]

So ugly they tied a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

[Captain]

Thumpers was so ugly when he was a baby his momma use to roll him in flour and wait on him to fart to see which end to put the diaper on

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[Big Muddy]

Thumpers was so ugly when he was a baby his momma use to roll him in flour and wait on him to fart to see which end to put the diaper on

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I don't care who you are, dat rat dere, is funny. ;)

[Booger]

Thumper is so ugly when he looks in the mirror his reflection flinches......

[Buckrub]

His Avatar is a real picture.

[HideHunter]

He was laying on the beach and cats kept trying to cover him up...

[LJ3]

That boy is so fat that when he cut hisself last week, gravy came out

[LW]

He's so fat his picture has to be taken from the air.

[quercus alba]

he's so fugly the first time his mama took him to town she got arrested for trapping out of season

[LJ3]

He's so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

[Sunshine]

You all gunna be in a heap of trouble when he checks in!!! Lol

[BarryBobPosthole]

He's such a Pumphead that he thought Peter Pan was a hospital instrument.

BKB

[Captain]

You all gunna be in a heap of trouble when he checks in!!! Lol

Glad I didn't have anything to do with this.... :D

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[BarryBobPosthole]

He's such a Pumphead that he thought Peter Pan was a hospital instrument.

BKB

and he thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

BKB

[HideHunter]

Hey! someones posting under my name.. :biggrin

[Captain]

Thumper is so boring when he masturbates his hand falls asleep... :D

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[Captain]

Hey! someones posting under my name.. :biggrin
That's right Hide, we musta been hacked again.... Someone is posting under ALL our names. ;)

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[Thumper]

Hacked? I ain't buyin' it. Sheesh, I leave youse dufes alone for ONE day and you immediately spin out of control! ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Just look for the midget with the poop on his boots and that 'faraway' look in his eye and you'll find the culprit.

BKB

[Thumper]

With that perfect description of the perp, I think I know PERSACTLY who the culprit is. ;)

[Captain]

Y'all quit pointing fingers, I really don't think Bucky did it. :D

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[Buckrub]

Wrong, Cappy. That violates rule 2(a) and 2(b):

2(a) says "Whatever goes wrong, it's always my fault".

2(b) says "Regardless of any validity to the contrary, always blame me".

So......all this IS my fault. See?

[airbud7]

I told them to Stop Thump...no listen...

PS: Is your birth certificate really an apology letter from the condom company?

;););)

[Thumper]

Ha! Bite me Airbud! ;)

Cappy spoke first and reminds me of the guy who lets out a nasty ol' SBD on an elevator. The first one to react and look around for the guilty party, usually IS the guilty party! :D

[LJ3]

Ha! Bite me Airbud! ;)

Cappy spoke first and reminds me of the guy who lets out a nasty ol' SBD on an elevator. The first one to react and look around for the guilty party, usually IS the guilty party! :D

I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better comeback than that.

[airbud7]

Lmao^...:blob10