A Kribb's problem

[jb]

Think about the guy who told his wife that he was

going on a business trip to China on that ill-fated Malaysian flight, MH 370 -

and now can't leave his girlfriends apartment!

[Thumper]

I'd be dead anyway ... 'cause I'd have really been ON that flight to China! A "business" trip could mean "monkey business" couldn't it? :D