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BarryBobPosthole
07-10-2014, 02:19 PM
.....this summer. From drought to flood. I live on a hill so I'm in good shape, but there's flash flooding all over around us. Its been raining like pouring piss out of a boot since early early this morning. Only a few inches in prolly six hours but you gotta realize how friggin odd that is for us in July. It usually doesn't rain hardly ANY between July 4th and my birthday in mid-August. This summer, its like friggin' Seattle or something here. We're getting June weather is what it is. Been the same month lag since about February.
Verra strange. If climate is running this late up north, we're going to be happy we pushed the Annual to Aug 9th this year, otherwise we'd find ourselves right at the tail end of a mayfly hatch and that would be bad bad bad for fishing. We hit it the last weekend in July last year and hit the tail end of it as it was and it affected our fishing. We oughta hit 'er right on the sweet spot this year!
Licks chops.
BKB

Thumper
07-10-2014, 03:53 PM
Not totally sure ... but I'll bet Al Gore has sumpin' to do with it. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
07-10-2014, 03:57 PM
Man, its gonna be a muggy sumbeach around here for a few days is all I know. Whoo! That was a ton of rain. Just stopped a few minutes ago. Been raining HARD at my house since 6:00 this morning. I think its supposed to be 96 tomorrow and sunny.
I'm stayin indoors!


BKB

Captain
07-10-2014, 04:15 PM
What brand boots have you poured piss out of in the past 15 years.
Just want to make sure you are qualified to make that statement ;)

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LJ3
07-10-2014, 04:25 PM
Shit disturber is what you are. What kind of panel have you had in your panties the last 15 years or so? Breathable cotton or suffocating tar paper? :)

BarryBobPosthole
07-10-2014, 05:06 PM
Man it started in again and is pouring yet again for about the last hour.

QUACK!

BKB

Thumper
07-10-2014, 05:07 PM
What brand boots have you poured piss out of in the past 15 years.
Just want to make sure you are qualified to make that statement

As long as the directions are written on the heel, he'll be okay. ;)

Captain
07-10-2014, 05:09 PM
Man it started in again and is pouring yet again for about the last hour. QUACK! BKB

Send us some rain. We are getting powder dry around here.

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Captain
07-10-2014, 06:47 PM
Shit disturber is what you are. What kind of panel have you had in your panties the last 15 years or so? Breathable cotton or suffocating tar paper? :)

Sandpaper so I can keep the redass all the time! :D

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BarryBobPosthole
07-10-2014, 07:17 PM
But his toes are green as gourds.

BKB

Big Muddy
07-10-2014, 08:00 PM
Don't send Cap ALL the rain....share a little with me!!! ;)

We are drier than a lizard's nut sack. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
07-10-2014, 08:18 PM
Now that's pretty dry.

BKB

HideHunter
07-10-2014, 08:43 PM
uh.. I think what's sitting over you is coming this way. Keep it - we don't need it.

Captain
07-10-2014, 08:56 PM
Don't send Cap ALL the rain....share a little with me!!! ;) We are drier than a lizard's nut sack. ;)

Ah sorry Eddie, but how many lizards nut sacks have you tested for dryness in the last 15 years... ;)

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LJ3
07-10-2014, 10:10 PM
I got nuttin' else. You done wore me out :)

BarryBobPosthole
07-15-2014, 08:41 AM
Holy Toledo. It's 60 here this morning. High of 80 today expected. Hell, out LOW is usually 80 this time of year. And rain in the forecast too. And of course earthquakes. More this morning out west of us.

This is just plain weird.

BKB

DeputyDog
07-15-2014, 09:34 AM
we hit 85 or so yesterday, today it's not supposed to make it to 70. Only 62 right now. Had a good rain yesterday too.

Big Muddy
07-15-2014, 11:32 AM
Man, that was some sorta front that passed thru here, about midnight.....never seen/heard that much continuous lightening/thunder, that only produced 3/10 inch of rain....our weekend highs are suppose to be only upper 70's....gonna break some records, down here, if it happens.

It was nice to get that rain shower, but the lizard's nut sack is still pretty dry and wrinkled up....we need a frog-strangler, for sure, just to settle the dust. ;)

Thumper
07-15-2014, 11:42 AM
My dad used to call those "gully-washers". :D

BarryBobPosthole
07-15-2014, 11:47 AM
I keep wondering when Eddie is gonna take pity on that poor lizard and rub some lotion on his nuts for him.

BKB

Big Muddy
07-15-2014, 12:25 PM
Hahaha....if I could get a 2 inch rain on these soybeans, I'd just about be willing to give that lizard's nut sack a big wet KISS !!! ;)