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BarryBobPosthole
07-24-2014, 09:12 PM
"Autocorrect has become my worst enema"
BKB
Niner
07-25-2014, 05:42 AM
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
:laughing :lmao :clap
quercus alba
07-25-2014, 12:28 PM
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Darn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”
Thumper
07-25-2014, 12:43 PM
That's okay ... she prolly needed killin' anyway! ;)
BarryBobPosthole
07-25-2014, 12:49 PM
Hahaha....thanks QA, I needed that humor today. I'm ready for the work part of my week to be over. It hasn't been what I'd call a bad week, its been what I'd call a stupid week as far as work is concerned. Those days pile up on me for some reason. But today is Friday!
And I'm going fishing tomorrow.
BKB
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