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Thumper
08-11-2014, 10:04 AM
I get to meet the Governor on Thursday morning for some sort of hokey award ceremony (military related). Just a photo op for the Governor really, but what the heck? Problem is, I'm supposed to wear "business casual attire" because I'll be having my pic taken with the Governor when the award is given. Dang it! I'm so frigging fat, the only things I have that fit are Levis and Hawaiian shirts! Ya' think that's too casual? ;)

Crap ... I haven't had to wear "business" attire in a zillion years.

Anybody gots a pair of 44X32 slacks and prolly about a size 54 jacket I can borrow? :(

Big Muddy
08-11-2014, 10:31 AM
Memphis Tent Supply will make you whatever size you want. ;)

Thumper
08-11-2014, 10:46 AM
I called ... they can't have it done by Thursday am. :(

johnboy
08-11-2014, 12:21 PM
Wear whatever you want. It's your ceremony not some fat cat politicians. And what the hell does "business casual" mean anyway? Be comfortable and fuck 'em all.

Big Muddy
08-11-2014, 12:36 PM
Well, just wear this outfit....it's "casual", and you're definitely "down to business" in those vittles. ;)



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jb
08-11-2014, 12:55 PM
WOW !!! you're fatter than I am.:waving

Thumper
08-11-2014, 01:07 PM
All o'youse can bite me! Heck, I'm not sure Johnboy ... I'd imagine dress slacks w/shirt & tie ... not my usual jeans & t-shirt. I guess that would include decent shoes instead of my usual flip-flops ... or my more "formal" sneakers. ;)

I would like to look at least a LITTLE bit presentable ... I mean, I'll be posing for pictures with the Governor and all. I wouldn't want my grandkids to grow up thinking Grandpa was a slob! No wait! Grandkids??? What am I thinking?

Arty
08-11-2014, 01:17 PM
Business casual is khakis and polo. No tie. No jacket.

Big Muddy
08-11-2014, 01:22 PM
Business casual is khakis and polo. No tie. No jacket.

Yep, that's what all the bankers wear on "casual Fridays" around here.

Captain
08-11-2014, 01:25 PM
Be sure to tell the Governor you are the keymaster!

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