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Big Muddy
09-26-2014, 01:19 AM
Just got in from a community meeting a little while ago...before it began, there were two old local geezers to the side of the building, arguing loudly, and looked as if they were getting ready to throw some punches.
One is a retired police chief, on a walker, and the other is a retired business owner, on a cane....actually, I knew them to be good friends.
I walked over to see what the fuss was about, thinking I might have to pull them apart, before they hurt each other.
I asked the retired police chief what the argument was about, and he said, and I quote, "We were out here talking and having a smoke, and this s.o.b just fessed up that he voted for Obama, and wished he could run again for president. So, I told him that I already knew he was crazy, but he's an ignorant old fool, too, and needed his ass whipped, and I can damn well do it, too."
Fortunately, the other guy just turned, and hobbled off, on his walking cane....I laughed, and told the chief, "Nice going, my friend."

Captain
09-26-2014, 05:25 AM
Like.... :D

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Bwana
09-26-2014, 09:45 AM
Too funny

LJ3
09-26-2014, 10:53 AM
I'd rather watch those two go at it than an MMA or other professional fight.

Big Muddy
09-26-2014, 11:06 AM
Cap, btw, I forget to mention that the chief is a 32nd degree Mason of a lodge in a nearby town. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
09-26-2014, 11:17 AM
I imagine after a career of probably having to put up with a lot of shit, sometimes you just get sick and tired of puttin' up with shit and don't do it any more.

BKB

LJ3
09-26-2014, 11:35 AM
BBP, Did you just say that to yourself in the mirror this morning? It's sounds kinda revelatory.

BarryBobPosthole
09-26-2014, 11:37 AM
No, I'm just jealous of those who don't have to any more.

BKB

LJ3
09-26-2014, 11:45 AM
You and me both, brother.

DeputyDog
09-27-2014, 07:34 AM
That is one of the things that I like most about my job. If someone is being an asshole towards me, I can be an asshole back.