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Buckrub
11-03-2014, 04:21 PM
Depressed wife

The wife was standing and looking at herself in the mirror. She said " Honey I'm overweight, my face is getting wrinkled and my hair is getting grey." She turned toward her husband and said, " Say something positive about me, to make me feel better."

The husband looked at her and said " You have perfect vision."

BarryBobPosthole
11-03-2014, 04:56 PM
Or the classic Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) compliment....."for a fat girl you don't sweat much"

BKB

Captain
11-03-2014, 05:00 PM
The answer should have been:" I love you more each day we are together." Them grab her and give her a big kiss and hug! :D

I thought y'all girls didn't like getting lied too... :D