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Captain
11-13-2014, 09:36 AM
What I've learned on this trip...
If you are not seeing bears follow these instructions and one will show up!
Get an empty water bottle.
Dig through several layers of cold weather clothes and pull out your "short arm".
Start filling up the "pee" bottle.
Look up there will be a bear standing in the road...
It's happened to me twice this trip already!

Thumper
11-13-2014, 09:51 AM
Moral of the story ... don't drink and you won't pee. ;)

johnboy
11-13-2014, 02:19 PM
That was always my guaranteed way to bring on a strike when walleye fishing. :D

quercus alba
11-13-2014, 02:29 PM
Usually when the apaches and future father-in-laws attack too. lots of bad things happen when you're standing around with your dingus in your hand

Big Skyz
11-13-2014, 02:51 PM
Tie string to your short arm to speed up the "finding" process. :D