In other news....

[Captain]

The reported looting in Texas just turned out to be Thumper at a KFC.
All is back to normal. 😳

[BarryBobPosthole]

I've looked a grinning Jim Kribbs in the eyes over a mound of wing bones that would have done Fred Flintstone proud at a Hooters in Canada. I've seen a KFC Family Meal go down in a New York minute. The one question I had in both cases was 'How did he just get those 500 words into the conversation and be done with all that and here I am half finished?

It's a gift. I observed it in astonishment and wonder.

Yeah, I might be drinking but I never exaggerate when I'm drinking.


BKB

[Buckrub]

You sure didn't this time.

[Thumper]

I brought some Texas sized stools home with me and it appears all o'youse guys need to be the first to use them! ;)

[Buckrub]

For being honest?