Big Muddy
12-05-2014, 06:31 PM
"""I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers, since neither one of them has a church.
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person, and see what it was all about.
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I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my head and said: "By the will of Jesus the All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Again, he laid his hands on my head, and repeated the same thing.
And, again I told him there is nothing wrong with my legs.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and some bastard had stole my car !!!!!"""
When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person, and see what it was all about.
.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my head and said: "By the will of Jesus the All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Again, he laid his hands on my head, and repeated the same thing.
And, again I told him there is nothing wrong with my legs.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and some bastard had stole my car !!!!!"""