Will the dumbness never stop? What the heck?

[Captain]

Teaching school children to throw cans of corn to protect themselves!

http://www.wbtv.com/story/27837124/principal-seeks-food-cans-to-defend-against-school-intruders?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass

[Thumper]

Ha ha! Yeah, I saw that on Fox News. What a bunch'a maroons!

[Captain]

I would LOVE to be sitting on Ted Nugent's bus when he reads about this.
I bet he will raise the roof!

[Thumper]

This might work. ;)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0fBTIlmQptY/TVc1d4ywh-I/AAAAAAAAFgk/DqIZQRGkHy8/s1600/Corn+Grenade.png

[LW]

I see ted nugent shooting cans of veg-all off fence posts in his next show.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Nobody thought it was dumb to teach us to hide under our desks in case of nucular war. It was. And is. Dumb shit is nothing new. Its just that we get it shoved in our face a lot more nowadays.

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

As a wise man once said, "Dumbassery abounds."

[BarryBobPosthole]

^^^^like^^^^^