Big Muddy
02-03-2015, 10:04 AM
A blonde was driving home after a game and got
caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun. He told her to go home
and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the
dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands
and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing
happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and
asked, 'What are you doing?'
The first blonde told her how the repairman had
instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order
to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
'Uh, hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone
call saying that my mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the day?
Take the day off, try to relax and rest up.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind
off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on
the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the
blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call
from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun. He told her to go home
and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the
dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands
and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing
happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and
asked, 'What are you doing?'
The first blonde told her how the repairman had
instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order
to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
'Uh, hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone
call saying that my mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the day?
Take the day off, try to relax and rest up.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind
off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on
the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the
blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call
from my sister. Her mother died, too!'