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Big Muddy
02-10-2015, 02:19 PM
"""None of his classmates liked him cause of his slow learning, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad, Tyrone".


One day Tyrone 's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom, honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.


The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. .


25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.


Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor, smiling down at her.


She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but suddenly died.


The doctor was shocked and was trying to find out what went wrong, when he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!"""

(Please don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon!!!!)

Big Muddy
02-10-2015, 02:25 PM
Along those same humorous lines:

"""An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man, drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you infidel !!!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

HideHunter
02-10-2015, 05:54 PM
Love Tyrone humor.. stole it.;)