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Captain
02-26-2015, 01:46 PM
According to a recent email from a Nigerian prince I won a Kenyan lottery. He is holding the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name, and he wants to send it to me FREE!


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All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars in cash, to show my good faith, and he will transfer the money to my bank!

And then I got ANOTHER email. It's from another Kenyan prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life! 4369
All I have to do is give him:
* MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
* MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER,
* MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
And then, if I pay $700 per month for a health insurance policy plan with only a $10,000 deductible, HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!
I did not want you to miss out on such great deals so I sent your name to both of these Kenyans! Of course you are not obligated in any way! But for myself, I’m waiting for my million dollars! I figure the first guy is more trustworthy!

Bwana
02-26-2015, 03:58 PM
:laughing

HideHunter
02-26-2015, 10:41 PM
Did you send my name to Seema and Calina on Facebook too? They want to be my "friend"... "Really, summertime all set and also loving�.,, the item. Simply just took.., a few pictures regarding my personal not enough brown wrinkles. If you like to discover additional subsequently appear me upward below. I_do still possess some more months regarding sun tanning simply uses observe in the flesh."

I passed..

Buckrub
02-26-2015, 10:49 PM
out

BarryBobPosthole
02-26-2015, 11:49 PM
Y'all run with a pretty odd crowd.
BKB

Buckrub
02-27-2015, 12:09 AM
Be still, my lips!

Sunshine
02-27-2015, 12:32 AM
Bucky and I do not do Facebook. :D

Captain
02-27-2015, 08:10 AM
Are you trying to prove Posthole's point Sunny? 😉

LJ3
02-27-2015, 10:36 AM
And you people wonder why I drink?