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Big Muddy
04-08-2015, 04:32 PM
Now that's an eye-catching headline, right there, I don't care who you are....I'll bet Thump would hit it!!! ;)



Posted: Apr 03, 2015 2:00 PM CDT
Updated: Apr 03, 2015 5:30 PM CDT
By Cassandra McAboy, FOX10 Digital Reporter


"""Authorities say they believe a 58-year-old Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow.
Jose Alberto, who was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, was found lying next to a straw doll dressed in lipstick and donning a wig.

According to the Irish Mirror, Alberto was considered a loner by his neighbors and there was no sign of violence at the scene.

“There were no signs of violence, and we were working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” said police spokesman Rodolfo Moure. “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”

Moure told the publication his office is awaiting autopsy results."""

BarryBobPosthole
04-08-2015, 04:46 PM
He was a loner. Its always the loners.

BKB

Big Muddy
04-08-2015, 05:16 PM
I bet that straw was rough on the ole Johnson. ;)

No-till Boss
04-08-2015, 06:51 PM
That gives new meaning to the word bush ......

Buckrub
04-08-2015, 06:52 PM
Wasn't me. My wife is not a scarecrow.

BarryBobPosthole
04-08-2015, 07:03 PM
What does the Bible say about sex with inanimate objects? Is it a sin?

If so, its only a matter of time till Indiana say its okay not to sell a hamburger to a man who kanoodles with scarecrows.

BKB

No-till Boss
04-08-2015, 07:17 PM
What does the Bible say about sex with inanimate objects? Is it a sin?
BKB

There is so much I could do with this........

Nandy
04-08-2015, 08:27 PM
OMG, this is real!
http://www.diarioextra.com/Noticia/detalle/256856/muere-en-sexo-con-espantapajaros

They also said the scarecrow had a toy part held by a belt....

DANG!!!!

Captain
04-08-2015, 08:27 PM
Next they will want straw marriages... 😉

BarryBobPosthole
04-08-2015, 08:32 PM
If they only had a brain.

BKB

Sunshine
04-08-2015, 11:20 PM
Ok now I'm pissed!!!
Did you forget, I asked everyone to stop quoting me?
I just posted earlier , that Trav was in trouble for quoting me and now you did it.

If you all are going to continue quoting me, I won't be posting.

Captain
04-09-2015, 05:04 AM
It's a feature in the software Sunny.
We all use it on post and nothing is meant by it. It's just hard to remember to make an exception where you are involved.

Arty
04-09-2015, 07:02 AM
Uh oh !

No-till Boss
04-09-2015, 07:08 AM
Suddenly the scarecrow gains appeal ........

Big Muddy
04-09-2015, 08:55 AM
Sorry, Sunny, I deleted my post....and, even though I did not read your request to not be quoted, be assured, that you will never be quoted, again....must be a blonde thing. ;)

Captain
04-09-2015, 09:30 AM
Sorry, Sunny, I deleted my post....and, even though I did not read your request to not be quoted, be assured, that you will never be quoted, again....must be a blonde thing. ;)

It's a paranoid thing.....

The reasons are known only to Sunny and God....

Sunshine
04-09-2015, 11:06 AM
Thank you Eddie! :)

LJ3
04-09-2015, 11:20 AM
It's a paranoid thing.....

The reasons are known only to Sunny and God....

I'm not sure God understands either but we love our Sunny, paranoid or not!

Chicken Dinner
04-09-2015, 11:56 AM
I'm not sure God understands either but we love our Sunny, paranoid or not!

Yeah, what Len said!

Thumper
04-11-2015, 06:18 PM
What does the Bible say about sex with inanimate objects? BKB

Would that include ex-wives? ;)