Ok let's add this up..........

[Buckrub]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/army-chief-999-percent-confident-no-one-was-harmed-by-anthrax/ar-BBklxJs

300,000,000 people. 99.9% sure no one was hurt. "Sure" being subjective, and percentages being objective, not sure how he got there other than smoke blowing. BUT, let's say he is 100% accurate.........

SO.............

That means only 300,000 people are probably harmed.

Whew. I was afraid this might be serious.

[Thumper]

Ummmm, I think your math is flawed. This stuff was shipped on aircraft ... all over the U.S. as well as Korea. Doesn't that make it a worldwide problem? What's the world population? Like 7 - 7.5 Billion?

[Buckrub]

Well dang.

But still........they're sure no one was hurt, so.........