Big Muddy
05-30-2015, 03:04 AM
Some days, it's just better to stay in bed !!!!! ;)
>Arrived at lake house, and two skunks were screwing under the carport....bad omen for the weekend ahead!!!
>They didn't like the coitus interruptus, so they both sprayed down the side of the house
>$50 bucks worth of Lysol, Glade, Febreze, and assorted pine-scented stuff, later, the house smelled like aromatic skunk
>It was suppose to be just wifey and me for a quiet weekend, together
>Yeah right!!!....kids and grandkids showed up, unannounced, around midnight
>And, the grands brought five of their rowdy teenage friends
>I burned up $80 bucks worth of boat fuel in four hours, pulling all of their little azzes on skis and tubes
>Just as we sat down for our supper meal, lightning struck the transformer, in our front yard
>No lights, no air cond., no well-water for five hours
>By candlelight, I witnessed seven grown teenage girls and boys devour five slabs of ribs in less than 12 minutes
>Teenagers morph into rabid zombies, without power for their tv, ipads, and cell phones
>However, I think they took me serious, when I threatened to hang and quarter them ;)
>Ten minutes after all the guests departed, wifey tripped over her rocking chair, and smashed her wrist on the tile floor
>Rushed her to the hosp. ER, but no broken bones, just badly swollen hand....looks like one of those fat cartoon hands;)
>Decided to just leave the lake house and return home, only to find that our outside air cond. unit was fubared
>House was hotter than Thump's fork at a KFC buffet
>Got the a/c repaired the next morning, so I planned a crappie trip
>It hasn't stopped raining ever since.
>Arrived at lake house, and two skunks were screwing under the carport....bad omen for the weekend ahead!!!
>They didn't like the coitus interruptus, so they both sprayed down the side of the house
>$50 bucks worth of Lysol, Glade, Febreze, and assorted pine-scented stuff, later, the house smelled like aromatic skunk
>It was suppose to be just wifey and me for a quiet weekend, together
>Yeah right!!!....kids and grandkids showed up, unannounced, around midnight
>And, the grands brought five of their rowdy teenage friends
>I burned up $80 bucks worth of boat fuel in four hours, pulling all of their little azzes on skis and tubes
>Just as we sat down for our supper meal, lightning struck the transformer, in our front yard
>No lights, no air cond., no well-water for five hours
>By candlelight, I witnessed seven grown teenage girls and boys devour five slabs of ribs in less than 12 minutes
>Teenagers morph into rabid zombies, without power for their tv, ipads, and cell phones
>However, I think they took me serious, when I threatened to hang and quarter them ;)
>Ten minutes after all the guests departed, wifey tripped over her rocking chair, and smashed her wrist on the tile floor
>Rushed her to the hosp. ER, but no broken bones, just badly swollen hand....looks like one of those fat cartoon hands;)
>Decided to just leave the lake house and return home, only to find that our outside air cond. unit was fubared
>House was hotter than Thump's fork at a KFC buffet
>Got the a/c repaired the next morning, so I planned a crappie trip
>It hasn't stopped raining ever since.