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Captain
06-22-2015, 01:40 PM
Mrs. Thump was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
Thumper walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
Thumps eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen, table.
Afterwards Mrs. Thump said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, Thumper asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
:D

Big Muddy
06-22-2015, 02:31 PM
Day'um, Cap, that was brutal !!!! ;)

Captain
06-22-2015, 02:47 PM
:D

Thumper
06-22-2015, 02:51 PM
What's the big deal? I'M happy!! A quickie and breakfast ... what more could a man ask for? :biggrin

BarryBobPosthole
06-22-2015, 03:03 PM
Those'd be some snotty ass eggs.

Raw, I mean.

BKB

Thumper
06-22-2015, 03:05 PM
Those'd be some snotty ass eggs.

Raw, I mean.

BKB

Now THAT was a good'un! ;)

Nandy
06-22-2015, 05:09 PM
Those'd be some snotty ass eggs.

Raw, I mean.

BKB

Not really Barry, cappy left out the part where he goes to take the pill and have to wait for it to take effect, but we all know that..... no need to mention it! :oldfart