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Thumper
08-06-2015, 04:00 PM
Just got an eMail from Lynn. Looks like we have reservations at the Hilton in Ft. Meyers tomorrow night and Saturday night. Woo Hoo, a mini-vacation! We like it down there and it's only a 2 1/2 hr. drive ... a nice little get-away. Youse dufes have fun this weekend. I'll hit the estate sales in the morning while Lynn works a 1/2 day, then we'll take off. :D

Captain
08-06-2015, 05:56 PM
Oh BOY! Another Monday post about all the nekkid wimmins that wanted you on the beach this weekend. ;)

Buckrub
08-06-2015, 05:58 PM
But without any picture proof.

Captain
08-06-2015, 06:02 PM
But without any picture proof.

Correct

LJ3
08-06-2015, 06:36 PM
Have fun Jimmy! God bless Lynn!

No-till Boss
08-06-2015, 06:47 PM
This is supposed to be on my boat this weekend. It's my friends new bunny...... woohoo !
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Captain
08-06-2015, 06:51 PM
Ah..... How good a friend is he??? ;)

No-till Boss
08-06-2015, 06:52 PM
Ah..... How good a friend is he??? ;)

A good one to bring that ! lol

Buckrub
08-06-2015, 06:56 PM
A good one to bring that ! lol

No..........what Cappy means is "What caliber weapon would it take to take him out?"..........

Captain
08-06-2015, 07:05 PM
No..........what Cappy means is "What caliber weapon would it take to take him out?"..........

BINGO!

Thumper
08-06-2015, 07:59 PM
I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share! ;)

Arty
08-06-2015, 08:12 PM
I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share! ;)

That's what I was thinkin'

Captain
08-06-2015, 08:40 PM
I thought he was asking if the friend was a good enough friend to share! ;)

That would work too.... :-)

Bwana
08-07-2015, 08:59 AM
Having something like that on the boat would be very distracting.

Buckrub
08-07-2015, 10:56 AM
Gotta tell this story. It's a 2nd hand story, told to me by a fishing guide.

He has a big Ranger, maybe the biggest Ranger they make........if not, I'd hate to see the biggest one. He does almost all his guiding by trolling. Big lake, and he trolls one spot, then FLIES to the other end of the lake and trolls there for a while. So........he has these clients, who are 'engaged'. He said they were young, and in love, and were more interested in smooching than fishing, but still having a ball. He said on one of the trips that he went from one end of the lake to the other, he put it up on plane, but the lowest speed it'd stay on plane (there should be a name for this, this is how I run almost exclusively, like NON-WOT or something).

Anyway, the girl stood up behind the passenger console and said "Can't this buggy do any better?" and laughed. She put her arms above her head, and the guide slammed it. He said she was wearing a one piece sundress, and in .00392 seconds, it FLEW up over her head and off her, and up in the air about 20 feet, and swoosh, there it went. She had nada on underneath. He said she turned red, stood there literally frozen, and then yelled "OH F*** IT" and started whooping and hollering. He asked her if she wanted him to turn around and go get it, and she said "I don't care. Well, yeah, I guess". He said it took a while to get back to it.

Thumper
08-07-2015, 02:06 PM
Later dufebutts. I'll prolly check in from the beach .... or maybe not! ;)

Have a good weekend ... all o'youse.

BarryBobPosthole
08-07-2015, 02:10 PM
Don't let your meat loaf.

BKB