5 second rule.....

[Captain]

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If you noticed the shark within five seconds, …….. you may be gay

[Arty]

Shark? Hell I don't even see any water!

[quercus alba]

I thought you meant the five second rule in basketball


<i>A five-second closely guarded violation may be called against an offensive player with the ball when that player is guarded closely for five seconds or more and does not pass, shoot, or dribble within that time. Under NCAA men's rules, to be considered "closely guarded", a defender must be guarding a player who is located in the frontcourt and within six (6) feet of the player</i>

[BarryBobPosthole]

Mmmmmmmmm...basketballs.


BKB

[Captain]

Bucky would say them ain't real....

[Buckrub]

No he wouldn't. You can't tell from the top...........

[airbud7]

Shark? Hell I don't even see any water!

What Water? What Shark?...I don't get it?...

[Buckrub]

AIRBUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome home, man.

[Captain]

AIRBUD!!!!!! My SC brother. SO glad to see you back!

[BarryBobPosthole]

What Water? What Shark?...I don't get it?...

Bucky says that shark ain't real, I think.

BKB

[airbud7]

AIRBUD!!!!!! My SC brother. SO glad to see you back!

Back at you Bro...Thanks!

[HideHunter]

Good to see you airbud.. I googled it - here's the deal.. if you look behind her left .. uh, I forgot where I was going with this....

[Buckrub]

Bucky says that shark ain't real, I think.

BKB

She sure did swim a long ways.

[Thumper]

I thought you meant the five second rule in basketball


<i>A five-second closely guarded violation may be called against an offensive player with the ball when that player is guarded closely for five seconds or more and does not pass, shoot, or dribble within that time. Under NCAA men's rules, to be considered "closely guarded", a defender must be guarding a player who is located in the frontcourt and within six (6) feet of the player</i>

I thought it was the 5-second rule for when you drop your food or fork on the floor.


The five-second rule states that food (or sometimes cutlery) dropped on the ground will not be significantly contaminated with bacteria if it is picked up within five seconds of being dropped. Some may earnestly believe this assertion, whereas most people employ the rule as an amusing social fiction that allows them to eat a dropped piece of food, despite the potential reservations of their peers.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Mmmmmm.....forking on the floor.

BKB

[Thumper]

Go stand in the corner P-hole. ;)

[Big Muddy]

WELCOME BACK, AIRBUD!!!....MAN, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE!!!

[Nandy]

I dont gives a rat ass about the 5 min rule, boooobbbbiiieeeesss!!! yei!!!!