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[No-till Boss]

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.



FOUR RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

[Buckrub]

You had me till the last one. Milk solves several problems for me!!!! :laughing

[BarryBobPosthole]

just never mix the two!

bKB

[Buckrub]

Grasshopper????

[Thumper]

just never mix the two!

bKB

I'll second that ... been there, done that. (beer/milk)

BUT .... that said ... I have no problem sipping a White Russian from time to time. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

black russians are better.

bKB

[Thumper]

black russians are better.

bKB

I agree ... and that's my "go-to" ... but it really didn't fit into the thread. ;)

[Big Muddy]

Black Russians----White Russians----Ya'll are a buncha racists !!!! ;)

[LJ3]

both Russian drinks are total chick drinks. May as well get a seabreeze to help control your yeast infections.

[Thumper]

Says that NOVA dufe who sips on yuppie beer.

Actually, I haven't known too many chicks who go for Black Russians.