Big Muddy
09-04-2015, 05:33 PM
Just received a follow-up note from my GI doc's nurse....to maintain better bowl movements, I am to swallow a minimum of 5-8 Metamucil pills, each morning....these are suppose to produce "floaters"....this is in reference to my turds....if they are "sinkers", that's a no-no bad turd....the ingredients in the Metamucil (psyllium husks) will inject enough fiber qualities in my turds, to cause them to become "floaters", which are the good turds.
I've never been much of a turd watcher, but I do remember several GH discussions in the past on the subject....I even remember the heated discussion we had about the proper direction for wiping....i.e., north to south or south to north....can't seem to remember the winner of that one....prolly Phole. ;)
In the meantime, I am to increase the recommended pill dosage, until I produce all "floaters", and continue at that dosage, daily...I got a feeling that I'm gonna be a "floater" failure. ;)
I've never been much of a turd watcher, but I do remember several GH discussions in the past on the subject....I even remember the heated discussion we had about the proper direction for wiping....i.e., north to south or south to north....can't seem to remember the winner of that one....prolly Phole. ;)
In the meantime, I am to increase the recommended pill dosage, until I produce all "floaters", and continue at that dosage, daily...I got a feeling that I'm gonna be a "floater" failure. ;)