Big Muddy
09-10-2015, 12:19 AM
An old guy's house in Florida is burglarized ....however, nothing was taken, except a small box, which was full of white powder....cops said the burglars prolly thought they hit the motherlode of cocaine, so they took the box, and just left.
That night, the old guy gets on tv, and pleads that whoever stole the small box, to please return it, no questions asked, because it contained his sister's burial ashes.
The next morning, the old guy discovered a bullet-riddled body on his front lawn....beside the body was the empty box, and a note was duct-taped to the dead guy's forehead, which read:
"Here's your damn box....it's empty....the dead guy is Ernesto Escobar, our drug dealer....he said it was top-grade cocaine....sorry, but we snorted your sister."
That night, the old guy gets on tv, and pleads that whoever stole the small box, to please return it, no questions asked, because it contained his sister's burial ashes.
The next morning, the old guy discovered a bullet-riddled body on his front lawn....beside the body was the empty box, and a note was duct-taped to the dead guy's forehead, which read:
"Here's your damn box....it's empty....the dead guy is Ernesto Escobar, our drug dealer....he said it was top-grade cocaine....sorry, but we snorted your sister."