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jb
09-16-2015, 08:51 AM
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

By incorporating the best features of the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed a new revolutionary car expressly for women. It comes in pink, and the average male won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

And even if he did find it, he wouldn’t know how to service it.

Seems like a logical marketing move: except most women have never seen one.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Thumper
09-16-2015, 09:11 AM
Ha ha ha! Good one! And OBVIOUSLY written by someone who is (or has been) married! (I like the last sentence!) :D

Captain
09-16-2015, 11:43 AM
Mrs. Kay will box your ears! :D

Funny...

Nandy
09-16-2015, 06:42 PM
I had all them models and I have to say, Leasing is the way to go!!!!! lol!