This gives a whole new meaning to...

[Chicken Dinner]

carrying "Mexican".

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2015/09/09/woman-with-loaded-handgun-in-vagina-charged-with-unlawful-carry-in-texas/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork

[LJ3]

Muzzle safety was never so profoundly important!

[Big Muddy]

Just by her looks, she could prolly be carrying a Tommy Gun with a 100 round drum mag., up in there, too. ;)

[jb]

Thump's kind of woman. :beer

[Thumper]

The dumb bitch! Why didn't she stuff the drugs up there with it and they'd have probably never gone to jail in the first place?! ;)

[Nandy]

Yeah, no sniff dog would have been able to sniff the drugs with the stench that was probably coming out of that one...
And why loaded!!!!!!!!

[Thumper]

What good is an unloaded gun? ;)