Captain
10-10-2015, 01:42 PM
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal. Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the State Dept. Lying about Benghazi ?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean voter fraud?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one. Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role? Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history? Trump: THAT' THE ONE!
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal. Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the State Dept. Lying about Benghazi ?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean voter fraud?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one. Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role? Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history? Trump: THAT' THE ONE!