Deer Hunting Question

[Captain]

Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female. I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because society and the Supreme Court does. :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Around these parts they don't care if he has equipment or not, just if he's antlerless. So as long as he's/she's had an antler job, you can claim him/her as a buck.

BKB

[Captain]

"Antler Job" would that be the Odocoileus Virginianus equivalent to Thumpers Hand Job??? :D

[LJ3]

I just threw up a little in my mouth

[Thumper]

I got'cher horn right here Cappy! ;)

[airbud7]

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Caitlyn

[Captain]

Naw... Thumper goes for them Adam's apple kinda gals....

[BarryBobPosthole]

I think that is an adams apple gal, Captain. You ain't much punk as a noticer are ya?

BKB

[Captain]

I think that is an adams apple gal, Captain. You ain't much punk as a noticer are ya? BKB
Duh... That's what I was saying. He linked it to me and I said No, them Adam's apple gals are for Thump. Are you drinking heavy tonight??

[Thumper]

I'd say she's a TYPICAL gal ... ANYTIME I'm around, the gals will be horny. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

I dunno, but Airbud is kind of disturbingly too good at that.

BKB

[airbud7]

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis.........I mean Barry

[Big Muddy]

Cap, just do like "some folks" around here, and shoot his balls off, and you'll be good to go. ;)

[Captain]

Very true Muddy, and a fine point! :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Don't you hate, on the 918.

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

Ha! When's the last time cappy checked a deer, buck or doe?

[Nandy]

Shoot it in the ass, if it likes it then label it a doe!