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BarryBobPosthole
11-13-2015, 10:13 AM
I think I might trust my luck with fishing poles today, considering its Friday the 13th and all.

Good luck all you hunters out there! I know Captain is sitting in a duck blind and should be limited out about now. And Hank is likely in the deer stand already this morning. Witchng hour for deer was an hour or so ago.

Don't know of anyone else out and about.

Y'all be careful out there! Watch for UFOs!

BKB

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 10:59 AM
Well, as soon as I finish paying bills, and fixing my neighbor's carport door, I'm outta here, too....crappie fishing until noon, then squirrel hunting with Sandy until 3pm, then calling a yote or two until dark....and, if a dough-ball happens to appear, I might chunk some lead at her, but I doubt it. ;)

DeputyDog
11-13-2015, 11:01 AM
Deer season opens tomorrow for me. This is my last day of work for the month so I'm gonna be spending a lot of time sitting in a tree stand for the next couple of weeks. :clap

Fido
11-13-2015, 11:25 AM
Rut is in here in Ohio big time!

quercus alba
11-13-2015, 11:47 AM
Opening day here tomorrow and my lease is under eight inches of water with another 4-5 inches coming Monday and Tuesday

Thumper
11-13-2015, 12:04 PM
Well, as soon as I finish paying bills, and fixing my neighbor's carport door ...

Carport door???

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 02:19 PM
Yep dufus, her carport door, and she can call it whatever she wants to....it's her house door, which opens into her carport....and, yes, it's a carport, not a garage....there's no garage door....and, no I ain't boinking her....her 275 pound Mississippi Bureau of Investigation husband is working out of town, and might not approve. ;)

airbud7
11-13-2015, 02:19 PM
Carport door???

You beat me to it thump^ hahaha

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 02:23 PM
I tell boff of you azzclowns what....ya'll boff come down here, and tell her husband that his wife is a dumb redhead. ;););)

airbud7
11-13-2015, 03:03 PM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

And why would anyone put a door on a Carport?

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 04:35 PM
Haha, Airbud, you been watching too much of Steven Wright on the Comedy Channel....go take a stiff drink, man. ;)

Here's one of his latest ones: """If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?""" ;)

airbud7
11-13-2015, 04:50 PM
Hey Muddy I remember Steven Wright back in the day/funny guy...Is he still doing stand up?

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 06:54 PM
Yep, funny and weird little guy....sorta dropped off the radar last couple of years.

BarryBobPosthole
11-13-2015, 06:57 PM
It makes me really feel old when some yay-hoo says he remembers Stephen Wright from 'back in the day'.

Whippersnapper.

BKB

Thumper
11-13-2015, 09:09 PM
Who's Stephen Wright?

Arty
11-13-2015, 10:12 PM
Who's Stephen Wright?
Old man Wright's boy.

Big Muddy
11-13-2015, 11:26 PM
Wilbur and Orville's hermaphrodite son....they had a three-some with a midget ho on a airplane wing. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
11-13-2015, 11:31 PM
Wilbur and Orville's hermaphrodite son....they had a three-some with a midget ho on a airplane wing. ;)

Now that's quotable.

Well done, Edward.

BKb

Nandy
11-13-2015, 11:35 PM
Gun over fishing pole all the time. I fish until there is gun season. If I had a reliable predator and hawg hunt place I guess I would never fish...

BarryBobPosthole
11-13-2015, 11:50 PM
Gun over fishing pole all the time. I fish until there is gun season. If I had a reliable predator and hawg hunt place I guess I would never fish...


With age wisdom will come, grasshopper.

BKB

Chicken Dinner
11-14-2015, 09:26 AM
Firearms...

Big Muddy
11-14-2015, 09:37 AM
BOFF !!!!!

6054


6055

airbud7
11-14-2015, 05:00 PM
Who's Stephen Wright?


1985...To young for you Thump



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign6rwI-7co

Chicken Dinner
11-17-2015, 11:10 AM
Back at work today after four days at hunt camp. Saw some deer, but nothing legal that was worth shooting. I sure do wish I was going to end today like I did yesterday...