TMI???

[Thumper]

I was just thinking about the modern technology we have available to us these days. While sitting on the crapper taking a dump, I just checked in for our flight tomorrow and recieved our boarding passes. Cool! ;)

[airbud7]

I once ordered a hooker while sitting on the crapper taking a dump.

My grandpa once shot a deer from the outhouse while taking a dump.

[Thumper]

For some odd reason, that seems to trump a danged boarding pass. ;)

[airbud7]

For some odd reason, that seems to trump a danged boarding pass. ;)


You should have named this thread...>Whats the best thing you ever done while taking a dump?

[Thumper]

Well, when I was about 12-13, I'd sneak one of my dad's Playboys into the crapper and .... well, you know .... I was at THAT age! :D

[airbud7]

That age?...heck I still do that.

[Captain]

Thump, being a SDer' don't mean you have to post every time you take a dump....

[Big Muddy]

Conversely, if he took a dump, every time he posted, he'd be sheeitless, by now. ;)

[Thumper]

Conversely, if he took a dump, every time he posted, he'd be sheeitless, by now. ;)

Or I could be like Cappy and ALWAYS be FOS, no matter what. ;)

[Big Muddy]

I once ordered a hooker while sitting on the crapper taking a dump.

My grandpa once shot a deer from the outhouse while taking a dump.



Me and Bubba Scroggins threw one of those long packs of lit Black Cat firecrackers into the outhouse, where the ornery old dog-man, from my dad's old hunting club, was taking a sheeit....we both got our azzes beat pretty good for that stunt. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

When I was about 12 my grandma paid me a quarter for every crow I killed out of her pecan trees in the fall. The best place to hide was in their outhouse. I killed a bate of crows out of there until they got 'educated'. You couldn't slip an inch of barrel of that old single shot 22 out the door without them taking off.

BKB