Welp,

[Chicken Dinner]

This is something we don't see around here very often. Since naming winter storms is now apparently a thing, I'm lobbying for "Snowzilla". As the latest GFS model has a potential 30" bullseye right on top of me, I don't think "Jonah" is going to get it done.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Snowmageddon is taken. We had that one with our 30 incher.

Snowapalooza isn't taken I don't think.

BKB

[Thumper]

Lynn actually forced me to turn the heater on last night. I did it ... but wasn't happy about it. :(

[Chicken Dinner]

I've got whiskey, firewood and an appointment to get some new tires on my truck. Anything else I should stock up on?

[Thumper]

"Bolt" peanuts.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Cheetos. And porn.

BKB

[Thumper]

Then he'd end up at the pecker doctor worried about why it turned orange.

[BarryBobPosthole]

He'd have to get a PACT test.

BKB

[LJ3]

2+ feet is the latest hysteria. I got new tires. We have a Rubicon and the kids will be all gone.

One bad thing is my girl LOVES her some Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I scored us tickets for their show months ago. Pretty sure Garth ain't coming during a blizzard.

Is it just me or do any of you dufes feel compelled to drive in winter storms? I can't help it. Gotta go out and have a looky-loo.

[DeputyDog]

Len, lots of people are that way. That's why I'm so busy working wrecks when the snow hits. Everyone just has to go out to see how bad it really is.

[LJ3]

I'm very careful and don't drive like an asshole. I enjoy helping people as well so I've pulled more than a few people out of ditches or helped them get home, etc.

Back when I was in my 20's there weren't many 4WD vehicle around. I used to volunteer to shuttle hospital personnel to and from work which was pretty fun too.

[Buckrub]

2+ feet is the latest hysteria. I got new tires. We have a Rubicon and the kids will be all gone.

One bad thing is my girl LOVES her some Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I scored us tickets for their show months ago. Pretty sure Garth ain't coming during a blizzard.

Is it just me or do any of you dufes feel compelled to drive in winter storms? I can't help it. Gotta go out and have a looky-loo.

It ain't me.

[Chicken Dinner]

Between my truck and my ATV, I'll be out driving all over. I still love me some sledding, too!

[Buckrub]

OK wait. Y'all didn't mention ATV's...............

[LJ3]

The latest european model run. I circled my county. Could be fun!

6471

[BarryBobPosthole]

So the US model ain't good enough for you any more huh? Ya socialist.

Next thing you know you'll be riding a Vespa and saying 'Ciao!'

BKB

[Buckrub]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/big-snowstorm-forecast-sends-a-shiver-up-the-east-coast/ar-BBotNXH?li=BBnbcA1

[Nandy]

I love seeing the snow but hate it on the road....

[BarryBobPosthole]

6472

[LJ3]

I have a couple friends that are total weather nerds. They tell me the European models usually kick our models butt and explain it using a bunch of words that I don't understand because I've stopped listening to how nerdy they are :-)

[HideHunter]

I've got whiskey, firewood and an appointment to get some new tires on my truck. Anything else I should stock up on?

Well - duh.. bread, milk and eggs.. you may need to make French Toast..

[DeputyDog]

Back in high school I worked at a grocery store. It's amazing how many people also buy ice cream along with the milk, bread, and eggs when a snow storm is coming.

[BarryBobPosthole]

That stuff flies off the shelves here when we get flurries!

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

Well - duh.. bread, milk and eggs.. you may need to make French Toast..

And Weed. Don't forget the Jeremiah!
BKB

[Thumper]

And Weed. Don't forget the Jeremiah!
BKB

In that case, you'll need to double up on the groceries ... ESPECIALLY the ice cream! :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Different Weed, Thump. Pay attention! I'm talking about HH's snakebite medicine you doof.

BKB

[Thumper]

But I don't drink. :(

[BarryBobPosthole]

Well, in that case, I'd recommend Sour Diesel and some Blue Dream edibles.

BKB

[Thumper]

I'd prefer Tahoe OG or some Ghost Train Haze ... but I wouldn't mind trying a bit of that Sour D or better yet, Triple D if'n ya' gots any! (it's kinda my birfday ya' know?). ;)

I don't do edibles ... I had a bad experience with brownies once. Well, actually it may have been a GOOD experience, depends on how ya' look at it. Put it this way, I had to take the NEXT day off work. :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Tsk tsk tsk. You didn't follow directions.

BKB

[Thumper]

Ummm, that was the early 70's and they didn't come with directions. Besides, my wife made 'em and she tended to be a bit heavy handed with the Thai Stick.

How 'bout a nice recipe book? :D

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