Hey Bucksnort ...

[Thumper]

I just tried texting you a couple times (XXX-XXX-4521) and keep getting a return message saying I'm texting on a landline and I can leave a voicemail for 25-cents if I want. WTF???

[Captain]

He's got you blocked out. :D

[Buckrub]

Who's your service provider, Florida Democratic Telephone Emporium?

:)

Look for text soon from a number you won't recognize.

[Thumper]

Got it ...