A true Big Muddy story

[Captain]

Big Muddy and his buddy were sitting at the cafe the other morning eating breakfast and reading the morning paper.
Muddys buddy puts down the paper and looks at Eddie and says "it says here that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day"
Muddy puts down his paper and says Dayum' and I just joined the Mason's! :D ;)

[Thumper]

Is that REALLY true? Or did you just make that up? ;)

[Captain]

"Make it up?" Who? Me??? :D

[Captain]

Well Muddy ain't denying it... ;)

[Big Muddy]

Day'um, 10-15 times a day???....I can only do 8-9 !!! ;)

[Buckrub]

Day'um, 10-15 times a day???....I can only do 8-9 !!! ;)

As he said...then you're a Mason, not an Elk!!

[Big Muddy]

As he said...then you're a Mason, not an Elk!!

"I AM" !!!