Winning the lottery

[Captain]

At breakfast, the husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."

"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch......

[airbud7]

hehehehe^...true!

[Buckrub]

:D

[Thumper]

I'd have told her I won $6 and would give her $3. :D